New Drink

A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few
drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time
together she starts talking about this really great new drink.
The more she talks about it the more excited she gets, and
starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the
bar -- a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime
juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman
explains.

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink
the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you
drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for
it. He puts the salt on his tongue! -- salty but OK. He drinks
the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He
thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and
drinks it .... in one second the sharp lime taste hits... at
two seconds the Baileys curdles... at three seconds the salty
curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but
being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he
swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down
he turns to his girlfriend.

She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it?
It's called 'Blow Job's Revenge.'"