A Bikers Story


 A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl

leaning into the lion's cage. 
 Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of
her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her,
 under the eyes
  of    her screaming parents.  
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and
hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. 
 Whimpering from
the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her  to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, "

Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole  life.  "

"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars.  I just saw this  little kid in danger,
and acted as I felt right.  "

"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed.  I'm a journalist, you  know,

and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page.  
What motorcycle
  do   you ride?

"A Harley Davidson."

The journalist leaves.  The following morning the biker buys the paper to

see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:

 

*BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH